Things you shouldn't do

Hello!!! I'm back after a month with no access to the Internet and what so ever. That's a lie. I've been trying to live without any type of technology and that's also a lie. I've been very very sick. That's a lie and probably a sin. I'm just no good. I'm a mess. I'm so sorry for leaving you like this. That's also a lie, I know you don't give a F ^^ and I love you for it!

So, I'm just a lazy bastard without any type of creativity, since I'm apparently incapable of maintaining this blog with regular posts. It's a matter of habit I think. I can change! Give me one more chance!

Moving forward, I thought I'd make this post on "THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO". And there's a LOT of those but we'll keep a short list, okey dokey?

Let's begin!

THING Nº1 - DON'T KEEP THAT SCUMBAG FRIEND OF YOURS

You know what I'm talking about, that friend of yours, from school, that treats you like crap. Yeah, the one that claims he's your best friend but talks shit about you whenever he has the chance. That person who's apparently incapable of saying anything nice about you. He likes to boss you around and you find him really annoying. He loves to humiliate you in front of other people - and he does it like it's a joke. It's funny, it's your thing. It's NOT a joke. You are the joke in this game.

You SHOULDN'T keep this so called "friendship". Get away from that person! Time will only make it worse and eventually, you'll look at yourself and you will be an adult stuck to this horrible human being and, yeah, you will be the ONLY friend he has left and he will stalk you for he's an attention whore. Leave him! Break up, before it's too late. I know what I'm talking about. And NO, he is NOT your friend. He just uses you to feel better about himself - I'm using the male form but this also applies to girls, ok?

THING Nº2 - IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, DON'T DO IT

Think about that really cool thing that would change your life forever. People around you make you think you want that. Society shows you that's the way to go. Whether is participating in this contest or making this video or applying to that college.

Take a minute to THINK. Do YOU want that for you? Do you really want to be a singer/artist/famous person/whatever? Do you really want to put yourself online, do you really want to become a doctor?

If you don't really want to do it, don't do it! It's your life! Just because it's somebody else's dream, it doesn't mean it has to be your dream. Think about it. Or you'll end up givin' up in the middle of it and thinking to yourself: I'm stupid. Why did I do this in the first place? What the f'in F?

THING Nº3 - DON'T BE A "FRIEND"

Don't be that scumbag "friend" we talked about in "THING Nº1". Don't be that guy who's mean just because he can. Don't use the people that care about you like they're your own personal object. And don't be an "over-attached friend", that's just annoying. The "you never call me", "I AM you best friend right? You like me more than any of the others, right?", "What? I wasn't the first to know that you got a girlfriend??? I thought we were best friends!". Really...stop that shit, what the hell? Your friend doesn't owe you anything and he's not your property. Be nice and he will want to call you and tell you stuff. Be a moron and he will keep his distance. It's simple.

Anyway, the list goes on and on but we'll keep it like this for now. By the way, thing nº2? Yeah...I had a really strange week. I was close to do this really (apparently) cool thing and when the time came I realized I don't want that for my life. And I felt stupid 'cause I kinda made a commitment and ended up quitting.

I'll try to be more assiduous in this blog. That's what I SHOULD do, 'cause I WANT TO do it. Crucial words we have here.

See you later, alligator!

P.S.: It's Friday again! This is awesome!