Let's talk about panties

But first, I have some good news! I'm no longer an unemployed citizen! That's right, I'm back in my old job (sort of) as a radio speaker, I'm doing one of the things I love the most and I hope that it'll all work out for the best.

This blog will keep going on, I'm not giving up on it and for that I'm counting on you to share it, and comment and follow me on Twitter...all nice and easy things.

And now...what we all have been waiting for. Let's talk...about...pantIES!

And, yes, I'm talking to you, girls and women of this world. I've come to realize that this is a truly wide subject, I could talk about this for hours. Ok...10 minutes maybe - it's a lot for panties, you have to admit.

So, a guy friend of mine was asking me if all women have that Bridget Jone's famous lingerie in their drawer. Well, I admit I didn't really wanna answer him at the time but it's a fact, ok? We all have that one pair (at least) of "granny panties".

Do we love them? No. Are we proud of them? Not even close. Do we wear them for a date? Of course NOT (what the Hell, Bridget?). But they are a must-have in every woman's drawer.

And why, you ask (and let me be clear here: by "you", I mean "men")?

First, it's really useful when we're wearing that type of long, soft, skirts that are also a little bit "see-through" - we're talking about nude panties, ok? Nothing with hearts or bears or circles, that would be a terrible idea.

Second, we have this thing called "the period" (note: to be read with a dramatic tone). Yeah...sorry, don't be uncomfortable...please don't leave.

And third, I don't know! They're just there! I swear I think those panties were summoned up by magic. I don't remember buying those. Do you? That's what I thought.

But behold, 'cause our drawer have one or two pairs of these hideous panties. The others are the ones that we don't put in the washing machine with the rest of the clothes 'cause we don't want our father to see them, 'cause it would be embarrassing for him and for us. Why, you ask? 'Cause your father would probably think you have a part-time...as a stripper!

And those panties? Yes, we are proud of those! We even celebrate the day when we first bought them and we take pictures - not really, no.

And that's it! We did it, we talked about panties. I hope you liked it as much as I did.

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It's all for today! Have a great weekend and don't forget to smile :)

See you later, alligator!