25 stupid things people say

Hello, you! And, first of all, let me tell you, you look specially stunning today, you good looking person! You hot, you!

I'm going to look the other way now, you're distracting me. And let's get to the business, shall we?

One fact: we all know at least 50 people. Another fact: we all dislike - or maybe we just fail to understand - close to 60% of them. And don't tell me it's just me or I will run away and cry myself to sleep thinking about how much of a bad, bad, bad person I am.

Among those 60% there are these few specimens who have a way of making us feel like we don't want to live on this planet anymore. And why? Because they say stupid things. Also, they make us want to laugh at them (note that I didn't write WITH them...) and that's why they get to have this little special mention in our blog.

Let's go!

Stupid things stupid people say (or ask):

1. You look different. You're pretty. | Well, thank you! I guess...
2. Why are you so serious? Smile. Smile! SMILE HARDER! Well, can't you just pretend you're ok?
3. You look fat(ter). | Well, f. you too ^^
4. So...how are you? Any girlfriends/boyfriends (yes, they usually use the plural on this one) in your life?
5. So...when are you two getting married?
6. Congratulations on your wedding!!! So...when are you two having a baby??
7. Congratulations on your baby!!! Any thoughts on having a second child??
8. I'm saying this with all due respect: your mother is a b*tch. I don't like her, she does this and that and also that, but, you know, it's your mother and I try to understand her and respect her. | Really? Really???
9. I love my kids but sometimes I wish they hadn't been born. | Oh...o...kay?
10. ...and, you know, the Big Bang killed the dinosaurs.
11. And these girls who bleed the first time they have sex...pathetic. | Really? What the...? What?? Are you mentally ill or something??
12. I'm afraid I'm sterile so I'm taking a break in my birth control pill to see if I'm able to get pregnant. (stated by a sexually active 14 year old girl)
13. Black cats are bad luck. | Go f. yourself.
14. Can you give me the code? Again? I've already gave it to you, like, 5 times. Didn't you write it down and memorized it already? No, I don't like to memorize irrelevant things like numbers. It's bad for your brain, you know? Actually, studies have shown that doing so helps prevent Alzheimer's... Yeah, well...I don't do that.
15. Animals are human beings too!!!
16. Put my seatbelt? What for? | Well...duh!
17. So...and how long are you together? Oh, that many years? Trust me, that won't last much longer. That's just life.
18. Your dog is misbehaving? He peed? Why don't you hit it?
19. I don't take my cats to the vet for vaccines. It's pointless. I love them, 'though.
20. Don't you think you might be a lesbian? You know, 'cause your boyfriend doesn't have lots of muscles. I like my men big and strong. | Well, good for you. Bye, bye now. Also, you're a d.bag and your brain must be very small...oh, and your men's brains too.
21. Animals don't feel. - not to be confused with "animals don't have feelings". The statement was that they don't feel, AT ALL.
22. My generation is so much better than this one. I don't know...we were just...better. Not like them. They're stupid. - As said by every single person of every single generation of every single decade. Wake up. We're all f*cked up, deal with it.
23. A real woman has long hair. | Shut up. Please. You're hurting my...every single part of my body. - I actually have long hair but this kind of statement just annoys me.
24. Real men don't cry. 
25. YOLO. | Enough, already.

If you have ever said any of the above, please, don't ever do it again. I still love you but...please stop. You're hurting me.

I admit I may have used statement number 1, but I swear it wasn't supposed do sound like that!

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